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When "Don't Stop Me Now" becomes "Can't Stop Me Now." - Matty Malaprop
Click the word "obligatory" for an obligatory. - Matty Malaprop
Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop
Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop
Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop
All's fair in love, chess and a dystopian, extraterrestrial-ridden nightmare land. - Matty Malaprop
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