Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop
Nothing really matters / anyone can see/ nothing really matters... to Annabel Lee. - Matty Malaprop
All's fair in love, chess and a dystopian, extraterrestrial-ridden nightmare land. - Matty Malaprop
Click the word "obligatory" for an obligatory. - Matty Malaprop
I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop
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