Click the word "obligatory" for an obligatory. - Matty Malaprop
Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop
Nothing really matters / anyone can see/ nothing really matters... to Annabel Lee. - Matty Malaprop
I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop
Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop
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