queen

Via: My Confined Space
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All's fair in love, chess and a dystopian, extraterrestrial-ridden nightmare land. - Matty Malaprop

Fred Mercury
Via: Wirdou
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It's my birthday tomorrow, boys and girls. Buy me this shirt as a prezzie plz? - Matty Malaprop

Queen Sucks
By Unknown
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After a day at the races, there's nothing more satisfying than an afternoon spent tidying up around the house. That's not actually a true statement at all, but I couldn't figure out how else to fit a Queen pun into this write-up. - Matty Malaprop

We're Going to Have Fun Tonight!
By Seraphinae (Via: My Cardboard Life)
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Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Mark Parisi
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Dear atheists: If God is dead, how me a queen capture enemy king? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS. - Matty Malaprop