Dear atheists: If God is dead, how me a queen capture enemy king? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS. - Matty Malaprop

When "Don't Stop Me Now" becomes "Can't Stop Me Now." - Matty Malaprop

Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop

Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

Impressive. But can you draw a little silhouette of a man? - Matty Malaprop