Damn You, Troll Dad!

Favorite
Damn You, Troll Dad!
- -

Troll Dad would know. He's made a TON of Ens zyme in his life. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

Favorite
Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me
- -

Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

The Best Line

Favorite
The Best Line
- -

Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop

No Punchline

Favorite
No Punchline
- -

I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop

Read Until the End. It's Worth It.

Favorite
Read Until the End. It's Worth It.
- -

I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

Courtship Circa 2012

Favorite
Courtship Circa 2012
- -

Please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro... - Matty Malaprop