I'd Like to Roll Some Stones at That Rat...

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,knead,lolwut,long,lyric,need,pearls before swine,punchline,terrible,the rolling stone,you-cant-always-get-what-you-want
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It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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pointless,groan-inducing,circles,problem,wrong,literalism,no,double meaning,punchline,point
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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

No Punchline

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variations on a theme,punch,literalism,line,double meaning,punchline
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I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop

Courtship Circa 2012

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build up,phone it in,text,phone,continuation,literalism,texting,double meaning,punchline
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Please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro... - Matty Malaprop

Brown and Sticky

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stick,brown,gifs,sticky,dogs,punchline,adjectives
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This could have gone a lot ruffer. Y'all should be thankful for the dopey punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

The Best Line

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double meaning,line,literalism,punch,punchline
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Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop