I'd Like to Roll Some Stones at That Rat...

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It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop

Damn You, Troll Dad!

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Troll Dad would know. He's made a TON of Ens zyme in his life. - Matty Malaprop

BEST. PUNCHLINE. EVER.

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When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop

Viruses Are a Big Deal, So...

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... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

Courtship Circa 2012

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Please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro... - Matty Malaprop

WORTH IT.

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That's pretty harsh, man. Maybe you should give him at least a little bit of Italyway before you go and unfriend him like that. - Matty Malaprop

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