I'm told he was well on his way to slimming down, but then he got a little lazy and his exercise regiment spuddered to a halt. - Matty Malaprop
Raising a child always causes an unfortunate kind of famine for your energy levels. - Matty Malaprop
"But like, dude, have you ever thought about what life would be like if you weren't a potato? Like, what if you were actually a grape?" - Matty Malaprop
I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop
Dude takes the term (s)mashed to a whole new level. - Matty Malaprop
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