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I'm told he was well on his way to slimming down, but then he got a little lazy and his exercise regiment spuddered to a halt. - Matty Malaprop

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Raising a child always causes an unfortunate kind of famine for your energy levels. - Matty Malaprop

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I was with you all until the Doritos joke... I mean, really, is there any potato-matter in a bag of Doritos at all? I'm skeptical. - Matty Malaprop

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By froggie8 ( Via: micperson)
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Dude takes the term (s)mashed to a whole new level. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop

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