If you look on the back side, it has your name on it and everything! - Matty Malaprop

Working for a newspaper is kinda like "Fight Club." The first rule of newspaper design: NEVER USE IMPACT. The second rule of newspaper design: NEVER F*ING USE IMPACT. The third rule of newspaper design: Times New Roman or GTFO. Any questions? - Matty Malaprop

Get it? It's like... a pun or something.