I Can't Resist the Joke I'm About to Make...

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corn,cornstalk,literalism,portmanteau,stalk,stalker
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Q. What did the corn stalker say when his target got away? A. "Aw shucks."

... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene. - Matty Malaprop

Actually, I Believe it Would Be Upsex

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GEEZ SUBMITTER COME ON NOW GET IT RIGHT. - Matty Malaprop

More Rage Comics over here!

Math is Fun

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Especially when you employ it for completely ridiculous and unnecessary purposes. - Matty Malaprop

Oooh, is This the 2013 Model!?

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From zero to subzero in six seconds. - Matty Malaprop

Jango Unchained

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Punmaster thenameless1 says: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of bounties."

The D is silent, anyway. - Matty Malaprop

Make Him Melt in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hand!

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extension,literalism,mm,mms,m&m,m&ms,portmanteau,sm,s&m
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To date, the above might be the most suggestive title I've ever crafted for a piece of content. You're welcome?

Cousin of the Hamchidna

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double meaning,literalism,neologism,pig,porcupine,pork,portmanteau
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