Q. What did the corn stalker say when his target got away?
A. "Aw shucks."
... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene. - Matty Malaprop
I think it's time for us... to hit the rodent. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop
Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop
Besides, I'm far more fond of portmanteaus than I am of boring technical descriptions. - Matty Malaprop
Say what you will about my taste in cinema, but I've always been a sucker for a good giraffesploitation flick. - Matty Malaprop
So basically just Billy Corgan? - Matty Malaprop