The plural is throwing me off a bit here... does that mean there are multiple Chuck Norrises in this universe? I don't think any place could handle that. - Matty Malaprop
Besides, I'm far more fond of portmanteaus than I am of boring technical descriptions. - Matty Malaprop
If you go through life feeling completely apathetic, you'll never fully know the fruits of your labors! - Matty Malaprop
But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop
I think it's time for us... to hit the rodent. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. - Matty Malaprop
And if those magazines ads are all from "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Editions," then I have NO IDEA what you'd even call the garment at that point. - Matty Malaprop
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