If you go through life feeling completely apathetic, you'll never fully know the fruits of your labors! - Matty Malaprop
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And if those magazines ads are all from "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Editions," then I have NO IDEA what you'd even call the garment at that point. - Matty Malaprop
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Punmaster thenameless1 says: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of bounties."
The D is silent, anyway. - Matty Malaprop
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The plural is throwing me off a bit here... does that mean there are multiple Chuck Norrises in this universe? I don't think any place could handle that. - Matty Malaprop
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He barks all night and he sleeps all day!
... it's actually really annoying, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop
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