Make Him Melt in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hand!

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Make Him Melt in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hand!
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To date, the above might be the most suggestive title I've ever crafted for a piece of content. You're welcome?

Like a Villain

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Like a Villain
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I think it's time for us... to hit the rodent. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. - Matty Malaprop

My Favorite Felion Friend

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My Favorite Felion Friend
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Punmaster Facinelli4ever says: "This is what happens when I draw the Nyan Cat during chemistry class, while reviewing for a test. 'Hmm... Nyan cat... cation... NYAN CAT-ION.'"

Meme as mnemonic device? Don't mind if I do! - Matty Malaprop

PORTALITY!

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PORTALITY!
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Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop

So THAT'S What That Word Means...

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So THAT'S What That Word Means...
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Cue skeptical Inigo Montoya quote here. - Matty Malaprop

Giraffro

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Giraffro
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Say what you will about my taste in cinema, but I've always been a sucker for a good giraffesploitation flick. - Matty Malaprop

Jango Unchained

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Jango Unchained
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Punmaster thenameless1 says: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of bounties."

The D is silent, anyway. - Matty Malaprop