I'm not trying to sound catty, but I really do think the Internet's obsession with this pun chain is just totally and completely a bunch of bull. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe next time you should hold the anchovies. - Matty Malaprop
It really is a pretty tragic story. Even his campaign manager resigned after he determined that Scissors was a danger to himself and others. - Matty Malaprop
Looks like they've worked up a political frenzy again....
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