Maybe He Can Sharpen Up and Try Again Next Year

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Maybe He Can Sharpen Up and Try Again Next Year
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It really is a pretty tragic story. Even his campaign manager resigned after he determined that Scissors was a danger to himself and others. - Matty Malaprop

Okay, But I Get To Be Opaque

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Okay, But I Get To Be Opaque
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(D) He did say he'd bring transparency to government! / (R) I always could see right through that guy.

A Slogan I Can Get Behind!

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A Slogan I Can Get Behind!
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If you don't vote Trump in 2012, the U.S. economy is going to have hell toupée. - Matty Malaprop

OKAY I GET IT ANIMALS HAVE PUN-ABLE NAMES BUT PLEASE STOP

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OKAY I GET IT ANIMALS HAVE PUN-ABLE NAMES BUT PLEASE STOP
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I'm not trying to sound catty, but I really do think the Internet's obsession with this pun chain is just totally and completely a bunch of bull. - Matty Malaprop