It really is a pretty tragic story. Even his campaign manager resigned after he determined that Scissors was a danger to himself and others. - Matty Malaprop
(D) He did say he'd bring transparency to government! / (R) I always could see right through that guy.
Maybe next time you should hold the anchovies. - Matty Malaprop
If you don't vote Trump in 2012, the U.S. economy is going to have hell toupée. - Matty Malaprop
I'm not trying to sound catty, but I really do think the Internet's obsession with this pun chain is just totally and completely a bunch of bull. - Matty Malaprop
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