I (Tell-Tale) Heart This Song!

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I (Tell-Tale) Heart This Song!
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Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

Quote the Tubbies, Nevermore

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Quote the Tubbies, Nevermore
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Poor Poe was never the same after his fiancée Annabel Lee's final, fatal encounter with his friend Tinky Winky. - Matty Malaprop

Edgar Allen Pillow

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Edgar Allen Pillow
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Because I TOTALLY read Poe stories every night before bed. In fact, the sleep I got after a "Cask of Amontillado" was the best I've ever had! - Matty Malaprop

The Pit and the Pendul-UM.

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The Pit and the Pendul-UM.
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Q: How to you make the Teletubbies even creepier? A: Have them recite such works as "Hop-Frog" and "The Telltale Heart" while prancing around in their already vaguely sexual and inappropriate way.

... aaaaaaaaaaand QED. - Matty Malaprop

The Raven? Was He in Wu-Tang?

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The Raven? Was He in Wu-Tang?
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This fresh beat is brought to you by Edgar Allan Yo, who reminds you always to protect ya neck as well as your telltale heart. - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note:Obligatory Wu-Tang Video is foul-mouthed. Sorry.

The Real Reason I Love Strip Clubs

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The Real Reason I Love Strip Clubs
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Poetry and prose AND GO-GO BOOTS? Quoth my paycheck: "Nevermore." - Matty Malaprop