Such Was His Delivery From Evil

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double meaning,free,guarantee,Hall of Fame,literalism,misinterpretation,pizza,promise
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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

Is it Leprous?

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colloquialism,double meaning,label,literalism,pepperoni,pizza,sick,slang,uncured
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Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop

PUNX.

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It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?