pizza

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Via: Octopuns
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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

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By miloh
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Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop

cat,get me out,Hall of Fame,homophones,lolwut,meow,pizza,similar sounding,skateboard
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It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

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Via: Nedroid
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The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop

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