pizza

After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop

You know, a "whole lot" is just slightly less than a ton, but still considerably more than "a fair amount." MATHEMATICS! - Matty Malaprop

The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop

I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop