The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop
It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?
After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop
I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop
Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop
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