I Want the Pie With 300 Toppings!

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300,dine,frank miller,hell,name,pizza,quote,restaurant,tonight
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PUNX.

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cat,get me out,Hall of Fame,homophones,lolwut,meow,pizza,similar sounding,skateboard
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It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

That's a Very Exact Amount, IMO

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double meaning,dough,literalism,lot,pizza,price,tag
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You know, a "whole lot" is just slightly less than a ton, but still considerably more than "a fair amount." MATHEMATICS! - Matty Malaprop

Such Was His Delivery From Evil

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double meaning,free,guarantee,Hall of Fame,literalism,misinterpretation,pizza,promise
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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

He Ain't Too Peppy, Either

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cheesy,double meaning,eating,food,human,lolwut,noms,pepperoni,peppy,pizza,saucy
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This Was Inevitable

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pizza,puns,pi,funny
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Mom, My Pizza Has Roach in It!

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Hall of Fame,last resort,literalism,lyrics,papa roach,parody,pieces,pizza,similar sounding
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