Is it Leprous?

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Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop

That's a Very Exact Amount, IMO

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double meaning,dough,literalism,lot,pizza,price,tag
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You know, a "whole lot" is just slightly less than a ton, but still considerably more than "a fair amount." MATHEMATICS! - Matty Malaprop

I Want the Pie With 300 Toppings!

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Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter

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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

PUNX.

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It's a cat riding a skateboard made of pizza with a pretty cliché pun underneath the image. What more could anyone possibly want from the internet?

He Ain't Too Peppy, Either

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Mom, My Pizza Has Roach in It!

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