Oh, the stories my father has told me about that particular Pink Floyd tour... are decidedly not safe for work, probably life, and definitely this site. - Matty Malaprop
Also, if you play the b-side of "Animals" backward at 45 speed, you get to hear its fabled hidden track: "Millenium Falcons." - Matty Malaprop
Vader's reaction to "Money": "The force is song with this one." #Rimshot #ThatWasAwful - Matty Malaprop
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