Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop
Oh right, 22 days out and it's already Halloween season. Can I please just ellipsis my way out of pumpkin spice everything month? - Matty Malaprop
In case you hadn't heard, it's Pi Day! And as I'm sure it's no surprise, you can probably guess that I want 3.1415926 [...] of these babies in my mouth RIGHT NOW. - Matty Malaprop
Moar funny food over here!
Seems to me like these to just can't see i-to-pi. - Matty Malaprop
He won't tell anyone what he puts in his confections though; you might even say his edibles are unrepeatable. - Matty Malaprop
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