Xzibit's Recipe is Amazing!

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Xzibit's Recipe is Amazing!
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He won't tell anyone what he puts in his confections though; you might even say his edibles are unrepeatable. - Matty Malaprop

Magnum PI

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Magnum PI
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If you think Magnum's looking good, then you should see how well those old doberman PInschers at the Robin's Nest aged! - Matty Malaprop

Mathematical Couples Counseling is... Complex to Say the Least

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Mathematical Couples Counseling is... Complex to Say the Least
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I know their therapist means well, but I'm worried he's just going to further divide their relationship.

Happy Pi Day, everyone!

The Round Table

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The Round Table
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And it certainly doesn't help that he also had a tendency to consume spam a lot! - Matty Malaprop

It Tastes a Little... Metallic?

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It Tastes a Little... Metallic?
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Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop

The Life of Pi(e)

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The Life of Pi(e)
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... and then the tiger eats the pie and the protagonist jumps ship and swims for shore as fast as he pecan! #FakeSpoilers - Matty Malaprop