Whenever this guy makes that dopey smile of his, I simply cannot help but King Lear at him. - Matty Malaprop
Seems to me like this friendship ended up pretty broken after Pepper snapped and started a graphite. - Matty Malaprop
And despite the care and nuance put into the effort, the results are sadly very black and white. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, what a terribly dull joke this truly is... - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."
If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.
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