Spock Paper Scissors

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Please Lord, Let the Rules Hold True...

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Shredding!

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Taking it to the literal side XD

Paper Jam

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I bet I know what they're rocking out to right now: PULP. - Matty Malaprop

Because the Last Chris Brown Pun Was SO Successful...

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This is Bound to End Badly

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If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop