Hark! A vagrant apostrophe! And he's come around to RUIN yet another otherwise perfect pun. CREY. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, any proper response would be far too relative. #LookHowIJustRegurgitatedThatJoke #JustLikeBirdsRegurgitateFoodToTheirYounguns #DoesThatMakeMeABirdNow? #IfSoCanIPleaseBeASnowyOwl?? - Matty Malaprop
Henry Gibson says "B*tch please" to your O'Reilly O RLYs. - Matty Malaprop
Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop
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