His Weight Might Prove Tabby a Problem if You Aren't Careful...

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His Weight Might Prove Tabby a Problem if You Aren't Careful...
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You really ought to put him on a stricter diet. You wouldn't want him developing heart pulpitations, after all!

Honest Advertising FTW

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Honest Advertising FTW
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Now the next step for the Orange Crush team is figuring out how to fit 12 fluid ounces of liquid into their new packaging... - Matty Malaprop

Wait, How Did We Get Talking About Colors?

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Wait, How Did We Get Talking About Colors?
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... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop

Mandarin

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Mandarin
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I'm told it says mandarin, but since I don't speak Chinese, I Cantonese really be certain of that. - Matty Malaprop