Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop
This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop
... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop
Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop
To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop
I'm not entirely sure what do w/r/t the blank black box below the twin Kenobis... perhaps it's a representation of the gaping void left in our existence due to his passing? - Matty Malaprop
To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop
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