Give Me Beans, Give Me Tacos, Give Me Gringos, Give Me Paco!

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Hall of Fame,juan,lolwut,metallica,name,one,similar sounding,sombrero,song,title
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Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, I Never Accept Any Work That Isn't Done in Triplikeet

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one,pair,parakeet,prefix,two,uni
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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

One Ring To Rule Them All

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dollar,dollar bill,folded,literalism,Lord of the Rings,mordor,one,ring,shape,the one ring
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One Ring to Find Them, One Ring to Bring Them All and in the Darkness Bind Them.

The Oldest Ick in the Book

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cup,double meaning,girls,literalism,one,two,two girls one cup
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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

It's a Hole in One!

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character,double meaning,golf,hole,hole in one,literalism,number,one
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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

One Keet - Parakeet

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parakeet,pair,prefix,homophone,literalism,one,two
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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boy band,disney,do not want,gross,literalism,one,one direction,radio disney,two
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop