One Keet - Parakeet

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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, I Never Accept Any Work That Isn't Done in Triplikeet

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Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop

Give Me Beans, Give Me Tacos, Give Me Gringos, Give Me Paco!

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Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop

The Oldest Ick in the Book

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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

Look! A Unicorn!

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Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop

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