Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop
Ain't nothin' wrong with being thorough and efficient, if you ask me. I've always been a huge fan of killing two birds with one stone. - Matty Malaprop
One Ring to Find Them, One Ring to Bring Them All and in the Darkness Bind Them.
Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop
... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop
This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop
To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop
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