One Keet - Parakeet

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parakeet,pair,prefix,homophone,literalism,one,two
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

Give Me Beans, Give Me Tacos, Give Me Gringos, Give Me Paco!

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Hall of Fame,juan,lolwut,metallica,name,one,similar sounding,sombrero,song,title
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Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop

One Ring To Rule Them All

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dollar,dollar bill,folded,literalism,Lord of the Rings,mordor,one,ring,shape,the one ring
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One Ring to Find Them, One Ring to Bring Them All and in the Darkness Bind Them.

Science Seuss!

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shift,one fish two fish red fish blue fish,similar sounding,red,blue,one,two,dr seuss
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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

What Happens When You Ask for One Ice Cube

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ice cube,request,literalism,one,shape
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To be fair, that's a very large ice cube, so at least you'll get some good mileage out of it! - Matty Malaprop