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His hat is cap-sized
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First time he opens his mouth about a white whale, I'm jacking a lifeboat and rowing the hell out of here. - Matty Malaprop

Just Give Me A Sign
By Sofa-Knee (Via: Sofa Knee)
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Punmaster Sofa-Knee (The Man) says: "I don't see N-E reason why I shouldn't make another joke about neon right now."

Glad to see we're on the same page, Sofa-Knee. You've been O-N us here at So Much Pun a neon joke for a while now (I think? I don't know. I just wanted to make a stupid pun!). - Matty Malaprop

Via: Some Artsy Betch
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Even in a post-"Somebody That I Used To Know" world full of Carly Rae Jepsen, Gotye's lasting impression is fairly well undeniable. - Matty Malaprop

That's not my username!
By Eric
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I'm just glad most websites nowadays will automatically log you off (unless you tell them to do otherwise) in the event that your Internet connection cuts out. - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
By xyzpdq1
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King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop