That's Not Particularly Reassuring...

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That's Not Particularly Reassuring...
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First time he opens his mouth about a white whale, I'm jacking a lifeboat and rowing the hell out of here. - Matty Malaprop

Vincent Van Gotye

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Vincent Van Gotye
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Even in a post-"Somebody That I Used To Know" world full of Carly Rae Jepsen, Gotye's lasting impression is fairly well undeniable. - Matty Malaprop

The Most Routine of Computer Processes

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The Most Routine of Computer Processes
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I'm just glad most websites nowadays will automatically log you off (unless you tell them to do otherwise) in the event that your Internet connection cuts out. - Matty Malaprop

Such a Binary Creature

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Such a Binary Creature
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King of the jungle? More like king of the modal, amirite? #I'mDefinitelyNotRight - Matty Malaprop