Let's hope Michelle never leaves him, lest we have to brave this sight every day. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

Down with foreign policy! Up with delicious victuals! - Matty Malaprop

He's really pushing for a greener campaign with this year's election coming up! - Matty Malaprop

... because pragmatism trumps liberalism? - Matty Malaprop

And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop

You're doing it wrong.