... because pragmatism trumps liberalism? - Matty Malaprop
You're doing it wrong.
Down with foreign policy! Up with delicious victuals! - Matty Malaprop
Let's hope Michelle never leaves him, lest we have to brave this sight every day. - Matty Malaprop
(D) He did say he'd bring transparency to government! / (R) I always could see right through that guy.
And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop
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