Let's hope Michelle never leaves him, lest we have to brave this sight every day. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop
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... because pragmatism trumps liberalism? - Matty Malaprop
And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop
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