There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop

If only I could say the same about cashew... - Matty Malaprop

Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop

I'm so sorry I posted this you guys... it's just that sometimes I just can't help but give in to the acorniest of jokes. - Matty Malaprop