Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop
If only I could say the same about cashew... - Matty Malaprop
I'm so sorry I posted this you guys... it's just that sometimes I just can't help but give in to the acorniest of jokes. - Matty Malaprop
There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop
This Conversation Between a 13-Year-Old Coming Out to His ...
The Origin of Millipedes and Centipedes
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets of the Day
The Skeleton That Instagrams Like Every Annoying Person You've ...
Microsoft's Familiar New Security Guards Are Exterminating ...
A Burglar Must Flee From the Most Vicious Attack Dog Ever ...
The Worst Roommates
Guardians of The Central Perk
Sports Video of the Day: Watch This Boxer Uppercut a Fan
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more