Just Looking at This Image Hurts Most Men

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There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop

Saturday Nut Fever

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Dysfunctional Dieting

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I'm so sorry I posted this you guys... it's just that sometimes I just can't help but give in to the acorniest of jokes. - Matty Malaprop

What a Cracked Sentiment...

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If only I could say the same about cashew... - Matty Malaprop

Untitled

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Talk About Acorn-y Joke...

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Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop

Nailed it.

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