Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop
I'm so sorry I posted this you guys... it's just that sometimes I just can't help but give in to the acorniest of jokes. - Matty Malaprop
There's no worse way to have the almond joy taken out of your sex life. - Matty Malaprop
If only I could say the same about cashew... - Matty Malaprop
A Huffington Post Reporter Makes a Total Fool of Himself ...
This Makeup Artist Transformed Her Mouth Into Some of Your ...
Damn Nature, You Scary of the Day: Huge Grouper Eats a 4 ...
NOPE of the Day: Burn This Shed Down
The Internet Had a Lot of Fun With Rick Perry's Mugshot
Photoshop Battle of the Day: The Happy Baby Wombat
Life Sure is Something
Want a T-Shirt With ALL of the Guardians of the Galaxy on ...
This Bike Accident is a Physics Miracle. Stick the Landing!
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more