He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop
That's funny, all I want here is the ability to write treble clefs that neatly! - Matty Malaprop
To think, he was just an average 13-year-old, and now he'll be forever known as a half-diminished 13th. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, the whole thing seems pretty straightforward and bass-ic to me. - Matty Malaprop
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