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To think, he was just an average 13-year-old, and now he'll be forever known as a half-diminished 13th. - Matty Malaprop

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He didn't even feel alive. He was just bearly holding on to his sanity toward the end there. - Matty Malaprop

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If only I could say the same about cashew... - Matty Malaprop

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