He Likes His Meat Chewie

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Oh Nick Offerman, You So Hilarz!

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And here I just thought you were being a chauvinist pig! - Matty Malaprop

Further Proof That the Mustache Makes the Man

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Without the mustache, Swan Ronson would be little more than Swan Bacon to his above inspiration. - Matty Malaprop