I'm not trying to be mean, but... um... they don't look quite as ripped as they do in the recruitment photos... - Matty Malaprop
On the job, they're fearless, calculating tactical masterminds. Off the job, they're snuggly wuggly adorable sea critters that I just want to shower with cuddles! - Matty Malaprop
Strong, fearless and a capable swimmer. Seems like prime military material to me! - Matty Malaprop
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