No, Seriously!

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What a sad sight. But on the plus side, I won my bet with Bradley, who swore to me that It was screwed! - Matty Malaprop

Don't Worry! No One Else Will Notice Something That Micro-Sized!

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I have a confession to make, everyone; my infinite neuroses and perpetual state of nervousness have branded me a lifelong nail biter. The only upside: I'll never have to worry about circuit-breaking a nail. - Matty Malaprop



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