He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

S/he Must Feel Very Liberated!

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Is he... is he shooped with Hillary Clinton here? - Matty Malaprop

Your Drunken Slur Never Sounded So Good

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MOTHER OF GOD...

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... AKA Mary Freeman? - Matty Malaprop

Depends on how you read it...

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Sometimes, two things sound exactly the same but are in no way alike.