His campaign may have come to an end, but the legacy of his punny first name lives on! - Matty Malaprop
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I tend to try and keep my political opinions to myself, but I will say it's a sherbet that I'm voting for Obama this election. - Matty Malaprop
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He's quite the catch, wouldn't you say? - Matty Malaprop
The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop
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