His campaign may have come to an end, but the legacy of his punny first name lives on! - Matty Malaprop
He puts the vice in Vice President. #IfYouKnowWhatIMean - Matty Malaprop
I was elected to lead, not to read!
He's quite the catch, wouldn't you say? - Matty Malaprop
The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop
At long last, we have proof that Romney LOVES having balls in his face! - Matty Malaprop
I tend to try and keep my political opinions to myself, but I will say it's a sherbet that I'm voting for Obama this election. - Matty Malaprop
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