This'll Boost Poll Numbers for SURE

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I tend to try and keep my political opinions to myself, but I will say it's a sherbet that I'm voting for Obama this election. - Matty Malaprop

Oven Mitts

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His campaign may have come to an end, but the legacy of his punny first name lives on! - Matty Malaprop

Mitt Romney

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He's quite the catch, wouldn't you say? - Matty Malaprop

So Kawaii!!

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The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop

MITT Romney

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At long last, we have proof that Romney LOVES having balls in his face! - Matty Malaprop

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