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"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

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Power sum snooker on fleas? Is that it? I couldn't quite make out the words on the first listen... - Matty Malaprop

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The prognosis on this new wave of patients is certainly looking grim right now... - Matty Malaprop