The Camp Counselor is the BANE of Bruce's Existence

Favorite
weight loss,fat,camp,misheard,misinterpretation,batman,bat
- -

"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

Meanwhile, at the Culture Club Medical Center

Favorite
layers,coma,karma chameleon,misheard,culture club,similar sounding,comma
- -

The prognosis on this new wave of patients is certainly looking grim right now... - Matty Malaprop

How Does That One Go Again?

Favorite
deaf,Def Leppard,homophone,homophones,leopard,literalism,lyrics,misheard,pour some sugar on me,song
- -

Power sum snooker on fleas? Is that it? I couldn't quite make out the words on the first listen... - Matty Malaprop

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a PS4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome