"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

The prognosis on this new wave of patients is certainly looking grim right now... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, your old nickname back in high school was Checkers, wasn't it?

Power sum snooker on fleas? Is that it? I couldn't quite make out the words on the first listen... - Matty Malaprop