Oh... i see what you did there. - Matty Malaprop
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop
Especially when you employ it for completely ridiculous and unnecessary purposes. - Matty Malaprop
For added fun, try blinging out your girlfriend's sunflower broach with these suckers! Recursive accessorizing FTW! - Matty Malaprop
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