This Keyboard Might Need Some Counseling

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Now now Mr. Keyboard, we both know tantrums like this are no way to escape your problems. - Matty Malaprop

Well, I'm Not Negative

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Dude, you really ought to keep a better ion those things! - Matty Malaprop

Last I Heard He Was Trying to Dig a Pony

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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

Lost Money on a Horse

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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

I Love the Smell of Gingerbread in the Morning

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Fast as he could was apparently not fast enough to keep the shrapnel from catching this gingerbread man... - Matty Malaprop

Now I See Why You Said That!

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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer

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Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop

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