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Fast as he could was apparently not fast enough to keep the shrapnel from catching this gingerbread man... - Matty Malaprop

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Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Dude, you really ought to keep a better ion those things! - Matty Malaprop

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Now now Mr. Keyboard, we both know tantrums like this are no way to escape your problems. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Mr. Lovenstein
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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

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