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By Dave ( Via: scimoccomics.tumblr.com)
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It's really David's fault, I think. If he'd only taken my advice and named his phone something easily recognizable like Aloysius or Quonishua, then maybe said phone would be a little bit more responsive to calls from his owner! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Now now Mr. Keyboard, we both know tantrums like this are no way to escape your problems. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

joy division,lyrics,song,control,literalism,lost,she's lost control,keyboard
Via: Barty Bart
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Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop

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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

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