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atom,electron,ion,lost,negative,positive,question,worried
By Unknown
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Dude, you really ought to keep a better ion those things! - Matty Malaprop

contacts,eye,literalism,advice,lost
By Unknown
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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

call,calling,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,lost,phone
By Dave (Via: scimoccomics.tumblr.com)
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It's really David's fault, I think. If he'd only taken my advice and named his phone something easily recognizable like Aloysius or Quonishua, then maybe said phone would be a little bit more responsive to calls from his owner! - Matty Malaprop

cliché,computer,double meaning,drive,literalism,lost,progressing,technician
By dominicsoh (Via: Pocket Puns)
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That sort of thing happens to the best of us, believe me. It's enough to make you RAM your head against the wall, though. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

lacking,ass-less,donkey,chaps,literalism,ass,double meaning,lost
Via: Mr. Lovenstein
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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

joy division,lyrics,song,control,literalism,lost,she's lost control,keyboard
Via: Barty Bart
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Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop

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