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By Unknown
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Dude, you really ought to keep a better ion those things! - Matty Malaprop

cliché,computer,double meaning,drive,literalism,lost,progressing,technician
By dominicsoh ( Via: Pocket Puns)
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That sort of thing happens to the best of us, believe me. It's enough to make you RAM your head against the wall, though. - Matty Malaprop

cell phone,contacts,double meaning,explanation,glasses,Hall of Fame,literalism,lost,phone,phones
By xyzpdq1
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Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop

leg,lost,nom,Vietnam,nam,shortening,literalism,double meaning
By _C_A_T_
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Fast as he could was apparently not fast enough to keep the shrapnel from catching this gingerbread man... - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

joy division,lyrics,song,control,literalism,lost,she's lost control,keyboard
Via: Barty Bart
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Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop

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