lost

By Unknown
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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

Until I lost the drive
By dominicsoh (Via: Pocket Puns)
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That sort of thing happens to the best of us, believe me. It's enough to make you RAM your head against the wall, though. - Matty Malaprop

By _C_A_T_
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Fast as he could was apparently not fast enough to keep the shrapnel from catching this gingerbread man... - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
By xyzpdq1
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Now now Mr. Keyboard, we both know tantrums like this are no way to escape your problems. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Mr. Lovenstein
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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop