That Must Have Been Very Hard For You

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That sort of thing happens to the best of us, believe me. It's enough to make you RAM your head against the wall, though. - Matty Malaprop

Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer

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Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop

This Keyboard Might Need Some Counseling

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Now now Mr. Keyboard, we both know tantrums like this are no way to escape your problems. - Matty Malaprop

He Could Really Use Some Obedience Schooling...

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It's really David's fault, I think. If he'd only taken my advice and named his phone something easily recognizable like Aloysius or Quonishua, then maybe said phone would be a little bit more responsive to calls from his owner! - Matty Malaprop

Last I Heard He Was Trying to Dig a Pony

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This is why I try to keep my material possessions to a minimum. Sentimentality and attachment are clearly just mules' games. - Matty Malaprop

Now I See Why You Said That!

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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop