Dude, you really ought to keep a better ion those things! - Matty Malaprop
Now now Mr. Keyboard, we both know tantrums like this are no way to escape your problems. - Matty Malaprop
Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop
Fast as he could was apparently not fast enough to keep the shrapnel from catching this gingerbread man... - Matty Malaprop
Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop
Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop
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