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By xyzpdq1
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Now now Mr. Keyboard, we both know tantrums like this are no way to escape your problems. - Matty Malaprop

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By dominicsoh ( Via: Pocket Puns)
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That sort of thing happens to the best of us, believe me. It's enough to make you RAM your head against the wall, though. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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Was its name Chips Ahoy!? Well, it doesn't matter really. Just try and Hold Steady next time and you'll probably come out okay. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Isn't it always just the worst that such moments of clarity and realization always occur AFTER the fact? - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop

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