The Ol' Switcheroo

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The Ol' Switcheroo
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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

It Tastes a Little... Metallic?

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It Tastes a Little... Metallic?
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Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop

And All of a Sudden The Downstairs Tenants Heard a Loud Crash

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And All of a Sudden The Downstairs Tenants Heard a Loud Crash
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Say what you will about the OS itself, but let me be the first to say that the Blue Screen of Death does WONDERS keeping the bugs out of your apartment. - Matty Malaprop

Just Be Careful You Don't Get iAbetes...

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Just Be Careful You Don't Get iAbetes...
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The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop