Iron Maiden

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Their music is true metal, flat-out. - Matty Malaprop

All Ingredients Fresh Daily

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That's a Rare Opportunity, Truly

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Seriously, Facebook addicts have trigger fingers that could beat Meta Knight on expert mode 10 times out of 10. - Matty Malaprop

For Alm Your Fixer Upper Needs

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Because you really haven't lived until you've seen a monk spackle a wall using nothing but a bag of white rice. - Matty Malaprop

Hard to Discern Than a Gaussian Blur

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Fighting internet unfunniness crime, one shoop at a time. - Matty Malaprop

Just Be Careful You Don't Get iAbetes...

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The super-sized version with the 17-inch screen is pretty saucy, though... - Matty Malaprop

The Ol' Switcheroo

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When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop