For Alm Your Fixer Upper Needs

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For Alm Your Fixer Upper Needs
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Because you really haven't lived until you've seen a monk spackle a wall using nothing but a bag of white rice. - Matty Malaprop

It Tastes a Little... Metallic?

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It Tastes a Little... Metallic?
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Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop

You Can Have it Solo, or With a Wookie!

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You Can Have it Solo, or With a Wookie!
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I'd like to order four large supremes -- hold the mushrooms -- with extra Sarlacc. Name's Boba Fett. - Matty Malaprop

It's Quite a Delicious Read!

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It's Quite a Delicious Read!
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Once you've finished devouring the first book in the series, you get to dive right into the dessert that is the sequel: Game of (Ice Cream) Cones. - Matty Malaprop