Almost Ubiquitous Really

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Cents,lincoln,logic,not really that common,pennies,puns,reason,sense
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Yo Dawg, I Heard You Like Lincolns...

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double meaning,Inception,lincoln,link,literalism,redundancy,superfluity,yo dawg
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... so I put a Link on a Lincoln on your Lincoln so you can get your Link on while you drive your Lincoln with Lincoln! - Matty Malaprop

Abraham Linkoln

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abraham lincoln,Hall of Fame,homophone,lincoln,link,literalism,surname,the legend of zelda
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Four score, and seven games ago... - Matty Malaprop

Long-Form Puns Are the Best-Form Puns

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lincoln,yaks,cadillac,cattle,similar sounding,longform
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My title makes about as much sense as this comic. And that's okay, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop

That's Sadly Not Enough to Reserve a John Wilkes Booth...

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abraham lincoln,answer,cent,double meaning,guilty,Hall of Fame,homophones,in,innocent,least,lincoln,literalism,president,question
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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop