This One Clearly Isn't Made by J.J. Abrams...

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This One Clearly Isn't Made by J.J. Abrams...
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I mean, it would need AT LEAST a dozen more lens flares to even pass as a worthwhile Abrams facsimile. - Matty Malaprop

Eat the Sweets, Tooth!

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Eat the Sweets, Tooth!
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... that headline was supposed to be a play on "Use the Force, Luke!" WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE I BECOME?? - Matty Malaprop

Weighing in on a Forceful Matter

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Weighing in on a Forceful Matter
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Um, I'm sorry, but you're being really rude right now. Everyone knows he prefers the term "huskysaber!" - Matty Malaprop

Darth Wader

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Darth Wader
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Gotta hand it to those Sith Lords; they're total pros at fly fishing! - Matty Malaprop

What a Beauty!

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What a Beauty!
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They say its fangs have enough force to slice a man in twain in mere seconds! - Matty Malaprop