What a Beauty!

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combination,lightsaber,literalism,sabertooth tiger,tiger
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They say its fangs have enough force to slice a man in twain in mere seconds! - Matty Malaprop

Darth Wader

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darth,darth vader,fishing,fishing rod,fly fishing,lightsaber,lord,similar sounding,sith,wader,wading
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Gotta hand it to those Sith Lords; they're total pros at fly fishing! - Matty Malaprop

Eat the Sweets, Tooth!

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Hall of Fame,life saver,lightsaber,saber,saver,shape,similar sounding
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... that headline was supposed to be a play on "Use the Force, Luke!" WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE I BECOME?? - Matty Malaprop

Weighing in on a Forceful Matter

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double meaning,heavy,light,lightsaber,literalism,scale,star wars,weight
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Um, I'm sorry, but you're being really rude right now. Everyone knows he prefers the term "huskysaber!" - Matty Malaprop

This One Clearly Isn't Made by J.J. Abrams...

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lightsaber,star wars,literalism,stars
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I mean, it would need AT LEAST a dozen more lens flares to even pass as a worthwhile Abrams facsimile. - Matty Malaprop

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