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Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop
This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop
What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop
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