Crystal Math

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Crystal Math
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Brought to you by my inimitable home state Montana, where both math and meth are big big problems. #SELFBURNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH - Matty Malaprop

The Piggs Boson

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The Piggs Boson
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This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes in Titanic Proportions

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Sometimes in Titanic Proportions
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What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Box

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We're Gonna Need a Bigger Box
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It's just like the Spielberg classic, only the theme music's trademark duh-nuhs are replaced with purr-purrs. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar feline funny ober heer!

The Best Way to Preserve Obama's Presidency...

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The Best Way to Preserve Obama's Presidency...
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Down with foreign policy! Up with delicious victuals! - Matty Malaprop

Hark! The Herald Angle Sings!

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Hark! The Herald Angle Sings!
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Less well-known than the canonical archangles are their more shapely counterparts: Isosceles, Scalene and Equilateral. - Matty Malaprop