SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane

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SMP CLASSIC: He Should Have Taken the Espresso Lane
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Good thing this rendezvous wasn't a race, otherwise he'd have been thoroughly creamed by all of his friends! - Matty Malaprop

That's What You Get When You're Stuck At the End of the Loin

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That's What You Get When You're Stuck At the End of the Loin
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And this after all his talk of always being a head of the crowd when it comes to being on time. So disappointing! - Matty Malaprop