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By A Person (Via: Cracked)
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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

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If her last name was Witherspatula, do you think we'd still have to suffer these cliché puns quite as frequently? - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Eat That Toast
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I guess this is just further proof that dull people can never appreciate truly sharp wit. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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They didn't manage to off their first victim, though they did leave him visibly shaken afterward. - Matty Malaprop