Don't let his maniacal sadism wear on you, boys! We're bound to catch him in the act spooner or later! - Matty Malaprop

And you thought their stings just made you swell like crazy... - Matty Malaprop

You're a mmmonster! Tony the Tiger was a good man. A GOOD MAN, DAMNIT! - Matty Malaprop

Bin Laden? More like Bin Ladled, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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