And Then the Bailiff Clubbed Him

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FUN FACT: Your typical judge doesn't take too kindly to puns under oath. I may or may not know this from personal experience. - Matty Malaprop

The Difference Between Manslaughter And...

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A simple space makes a world of difference. - Matty Malaprop

Don't Judge a Book By Its Cover

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I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop