If the comments on this post deteriorate into a "Who's on first" gag, I swear to god punmasters... - Matty Malaprop
I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe next time you should hold the anchovies. - Matty Malaprop
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Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop
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