... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop
This is just so incredibly self-evident, and I'm just so incredibly mortified by this kind of mildly fetishistic humor. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS KIND OF THING. - Matty Malaprop
Just stay away from that lighting guy and I'm sure your probation will go swimmingly. - Matty Malaprop
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