Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop
Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop
The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop
Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop
... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop
I've been stewing about this blasphemous broth of legislation for months now. - Matty Malaprop
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