Curse You, Delicious Sopa!

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Curse You, Delicious Sopa!
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I've been stewing about this blasphemous broth of legislation for months now. - Matty Malaprop

Surfing the Net

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Surfing the Net
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Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop

Hate to Break it to You, But Your Mama's Dead

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Hate to Break it to You, But Your Mama's Dead
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Also, you may be the cutest spider in existence, but I'm still going to stomp the sh*t out of you if I ever see you on the street.

Love, Matty Malaprop

IE is on Safari

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IE is on Safari
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Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop

YOU'RE A MONSTER!

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YOU'RE A MONSTER!
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The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop

Wat, Indeed

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Wat, Indeed
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Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop

But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos

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But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos
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Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop