IE is on Safari

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IE is on Safari
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Do you think he might be on the prowl for the elusive Firefox? I bet he wants to mount its taxidermied head to the wall of his Opera. - Matty Malaprop

I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies

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I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies
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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

Curse You, Delicious Sopa!

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Curse You, Delicious Sopa!
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I've been stewing about this blasphemous broth of legislation for months now. - Matty Malaprop

Not As Exciting as a Safari, But Oh Well...

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Not As Exciting as a Safari, But Oh Well...
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And I'd prefer he be a Firefox, but sigh, you can't always get what you want. - Matty Malaprop

But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos

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But She Still Uses Dial-Up, So She Can't Receive Kahlos
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Mindless web browsing is a pretty fine way to spend a Frida night, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Surfing the Net

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Surfing the Net
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Please, someone, Rule 34 this. Don't post it on this site. Don't e-mail it to me. Just do it please, so that I'll know in the back of my mind that it's been done. - Matty Malaprop