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Also, you may be the cutest spider in existence, but I'm still going to stomp the sh*t out of you if I ever see you on the street.

Love, Matty Malaprop

SOPA
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I've been stewing about this blasphemous broth of legislation for months now. - Matty Malaprop

Copy Cat
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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

Truly Shocking
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Color me about as confused as humanly possible re: this one. Anyone care to illuminate it for me? - Matty Malaprop