Curse You, Delicious Sopa!

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I've been stewing about this blasphemous broth of legislation for months now. - Matty Malaprop

Reason Number 1,307,248 Not to Trust Craigslist

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The part of her ad this comic doesn't show is the creepiest part of all: "I've got the love of a thousand hearts to give you, and I can offer you ass for days..." - Matty Malaprop

I'm More Partial to Mimicking Magpies

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... but sadly in good ol' Montucky it's illegal to keep magpies as pets. And no, I'm not making that up. - Matty Malaprop

YOU'RE A MONSTER!

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The digital age has not been kind to this poor and hungry beast. - Matty Malaprop