All By M-ICE-lf

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I can hardly bear to see such a noble creature in such a sad and lonely state! - Matty Malaprop

Iced T

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I see what you did there, Wink. - Matty Malaprop

The Non-Vanilla Ices

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Further proof that they are both waaaaaaaaaay cooler than their caucasian counterpart. - Matty Malaprop

With Great Facial Hair Comes Great Responsibility

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I just hope this intrepid cube doesn't melt under all the pressure. - Matty Malaprop

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