Remember when this comic was funny and you were also 12? Neither do I. - Matty Malaprop

I know it's exciting, but I'm gonna have to ask you to stay in your seat, Ennis. - Matty Malaprop

Of all the casualties on that fateful day, the loss of Baba O'Riley was what really left the world reeling. - Matty Malaprop

Come on now; everyone knows the only funny vegetable is the potato. - Matty Malaprop

Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop

In the Doctor Whoniverse, a River runs through time itself. - Matty Malaprop

True story: I have a friend who owns this shirt. He's exactly as nerdy as you'd imagine. - Matty Malaprop