Carrion Luggage

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airport,carrion,literalism,homophones,carry on,double meaning,luggage
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Ugh, this is the last straw! Alaska Airlines is dead to me thanks to this! - Matty Malaprop

That's Sadly Not Enough to Reserve a John Wilkes Booth...

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A penny? Seriously? Abe might have been an honest dude, but that doesn't mean he wasn't a stinkin' cheapskate. - Matty Malaprop

Everything Went Better Than Expected!

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false expectations,kid,napping,homophones,space,everything went better than expected,kidnapping
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And here I thought this was going to turn into yet another Taken spoof. So glad that's not the case! - Matty Malaprop

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