He Has a Very Thor-ough Resume

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He Has a Very Thor-ough Resume
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His ability to do almost anything and everything is considered by many to be totally godlike. - Matty Malaprop

For more sci-fi humor, set your phasers to LOL!

After the Metam/Phosis

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After the Metam/Phosis
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Well, it's not the cat/fly I prophesied, but I've never been able to say no to apple bottoms. - Matty Malaprop

Three Karat Diamond Pin

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Three Karat Diamond Pin
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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

Same Great Taste, Now With Added Innuendo!

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Same Great Taste, Now With Added Innuendo!
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Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop

And Then Your Voice Will Get Really Shanghai

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And Then Your Voice Will Get Really Shanghai
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And then you'll have to walk home in shame as everyone around is Mongloling at you. - Matty Malaprop

Dalai Lama

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Dalai Lama
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Balancing a quadruped on a two-wheeled lift system? That's pretty much Upaya in a nutshell! - Matty Malaprop