ALL of the Paradoxes!

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paradox,doc,pair,doctor,pear,homophones,docks
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This place seems like paradise, to me. - Matty Malaprop

ISOSCE-LIES!!

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acute,angle,cute,double meaning,homophone,homophones,literalism,space
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It may act all acute, but angles like this are totally obtuse on the inside (except not actually, but lol no1curr math is for the birds!). - Matty Malaprop

But Your Puns Very Well Might...

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sever,Harry Potter,Awkward,us,homophones,uncomfortable,Severus Snape,Cats
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I'm serious; if you keep making terrible Potterpuns, I'm not going to hesitate in showing you the Dumbledore. - Matty Malaprop

Surprise! It Was Fool's Gold the Whole Time!

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double meaning,e,homophones,iron,irony,literalism,shape
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Feel free to steel this one the next time you need to employ a metal-related pun and impress your friends. - Matty Malaprop

Talk About a Buckshot

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bear,dear,deer,Hall of Fame,homophone,homophones,insult,insults,literalism,nested,oh dear,reaction,unbearable
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Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop

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