I Would Have Guessed it Was an Insurance Issue, But Whatever

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I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

Leica Boss

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I mean, I'd prefer it be Leica Rolling Stone, but there are more things ancient and gorgeous in the world than just Bob Dylan. - Matty Malaprop

Examples of Mentors

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6) If you have a German friend who thinks Scandinavian dudes are super hot, then she's really into Men-Thors. - Matty Malaprop

Cuz Dime-ins Are a Girl's Best Friend

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In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

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