O R They?

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Jason Schwartzman, why are you the greatest human being? - Matty Malaprop

This Match is Really Making Waves!

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This Match is Really Making Waves!
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I know it's exciting, but I'm gonna have to ask you to stay in your seat, Ennis. - Matty Malaprop

King of the Hurt

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At long last, someone who fills the niche market I'm looking for! I'll take three cat o' nine tails, and a spiked collar, and a pack of medium latex gloves, and... - Matty Malaprop

Fun With Homophones!

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Fun With Homophones!
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Is it weird that my only real takeaway from this whole thing was the mental image of frozen meerkats? - Matty Malaprop

Talk About Censor-y Deprivation

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Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop