Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line

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Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

Touché(?), Boston Globe

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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, New York Times

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I don't think U.S. whiskey makers are gonna be able to handle what happens if they start a war with their scottish rivals... - Matty Malaprop

The Hidden Cons of Prophylactics

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Something tells me this truck's payload was released a bit prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

He Should Have Leafed Well Enough Alone

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If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it certainly doesn't rot far from it either. - Matty Malaprop

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