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greatest. news pun. ever
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Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

The police barked up the right tree
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If the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, then it certainly doesn't rot far from it either. - Matty Malaprop

I'm going to hell for this
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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop