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By Samantha
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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

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I don't think U.S. whiskey makers are gonna be able to handle what happens if they start a war with their scottish rivals... - Matty Malaprop

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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop

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Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

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