Touché, Nameless Probably Small-Town Paper

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Touché, Nameless Probably Small-Town Paper
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Further proof that 99 percent of all soft news articles are just otterly ridiculous. - Matty Malaprop

Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line

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Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line
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Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, New York Times

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ICWUDT, New York Times
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I don't think U.S. whiskey makers are gonna be able to handle what happens if they start a war with their scottish rivals... - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur

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Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur
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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop