Hall of Fame

Via: Punblr
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I mean, perhaps if he'd provided an object for comparison then maybe his statement would ring hollow, but as it stands it's really just a truism.

Nothing but a mere phony joke
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I suppose having a cell phone is a pretty good idea when one is hitchhiking... - Matty Malaprop

Paradox
By Sern and Ben
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That is one creepy lookin' chimera you've got there, sir. - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
By xyzpdq1
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If he can best Superman in a race, then he certainly should have no problem out-speeding a zip drive... - Matty Malaprop