Slashed Tires

Favorite
action,double meaning,guns n roses,Hall of Fame,literalism,slash,slashed,symbol,tires
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They're still more stable than the cars Axl, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

A Good Question, a Great Answer

Favorite
alligator,amazing,best ever,Hall of Fame,homophones,i lold,investigator,literalism,term,vest
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Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop

Great Shirt, or Greatest Shirt?

Favorite
a flock of seagulls,band,Hall of Fame,literalism,similar sounding,steven seagal,surname
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I don't care what anyone says; I'll love Steven Seagal and his body of work until I'm Half Past Dead. - Matty Malaprop

You See, Master Wayne...

Favorite
bill nye,bob ross,burn,carl sagan,Hall of Fame,learn,literalism,men,mr-rodgers,Neil deGrasse Tyson,quote,rhyming,similar sounding,some,the dark night,want,watch,world
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I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop

We Found An Angle On a Slopeless Plane?

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Hall of Fame,lyrics,parody,rhymes,rhyming,rihanna,song,we found love
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Come on, Punmasters. I know you guys are always all over this kind of thing. Also, obligatory terrible Rihanna video below. - Matty Malaprop

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Execution is Everything

Favorite
all right,alright,cyanide and happiness,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,lolwut,right,saw
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness