They're still more stable than the cars Axl, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Also, full of pizzazz. That's another thing you can call an alligator in a vest. - Matty Malaprop
I don't care what anyone says; I'll love Steven Seagal and his body of work until I'm Half Past Dead. - Matty Malaprop
I'm sorry, but where's my main cat LeVar Burton in this picture? I WANT TO READ AND I WANT THERE TO BE RAINBOWS WHILE I'M DOING IT THANKYOUVERYMUCH. - Matty Malaprop
Come on, Punmasters. I know you guys are always all over this kind of thing. Also, obligatory terrible Rihanna video below. - Matty Malaprop
Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop
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