I Never Thought We'd See the Day...

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I Never Thought We'd See the Day...
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You're a fool, Cage! Those rolls were baked from the Declaration of Independence! - Matty Malaprop

Execution is Everything

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Execution is Everything
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

After the Termites Got To it, It Doubled As a Deathly Hollow

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After the Termites Got To it, It Doubled As a Deathly Hollow
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Well, his closed-door policy on fairly relevant/important information always did make things difficult for Harry... - Matty Malaprop

He Who Shall Not Be Played

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He Who Shall Not Be Played
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♪ We gonna rock this school / we gon' scheme all night / we gon cast a curse / in an epic fight! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Has This Fruit Never Been to a Punk Show?

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Has This Fruit Never Been to a Punk Show?
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The Tumblr I first saw this posted on made some stupid comment about dubstep in relation to the above statement. NEWS FLASH: MOSH PITS EXISTED BEFORE DUBSTEP IF YOU WEREN'T ALREADY AWARE, TUMBLR KIDS. - Matty Malaprop