Both Crownies Were Charged

Favorite
attempted,crow,crows,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,murder,murder of crows
- -

Pecking seeds in the hot sun, I fought the caw, but the caw won. - Matty Malaprop

Rho, Rho, Rho Your Boat

Favorite
greek,Hall of Fame,homophone,π,rho,row,row row row your boat,song,symbol
- -

Gently down the... protein? I don't know how to rewrite that classic tune in science terms I'M SORRY SORRY EVERYONE I KNOW I'VE FAILED YOU ALL. - Matty Malaprop

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Bread

Favorite
bread,guildenstern,Hall of Fame,literalism,play,rosencrantz,rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead,similar sounding,tom stoppard
- -

They really don't get the credit they deserve. After all, the bread is a very important part of a Hamlet sandwich! - Matty Malaprop

WELCOME TO MY LIFE (CREY)

Favorite
double meaning,Hall of Fame,Han Solo,name,plans,solo,star wars,surname,Valentines day
- -

Matty Malaprop's Valentine's Day 2012 Agenda: Work. Go home. Cry. Listen to The Smiths. Cry. Eat ice cream. Cry. Listen to the Smiths. Cry. Fap. Cry. Eat ice cream, listen to The Smiths, cry and fap simultaneously. Repeat until it's Feb. 15.

It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a PS4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome