Coincidentally, the joke still works with the original "dos equis" punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Via Plus 5 Mace

One more reason why you should just bow down to our internet-controlling overlords already. - Matty Malaprop

Or in the words of Wu-Tang, "ya'll better protrek ya holodeck!" - Matty Malaprop

My family is French, so I'll put it another way. Ma famille est comme un derrière: serré. - Matty Malaprop

More cute cross-stitching over here!