This Woman Has Herpes

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explanation,gross,her,herpes,homophones,insinuation,misinterpretation,peas,statement,woman
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Two Girls, One-Up

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Welcome to Television Circa 2013

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question,innuendo,answer,gross,choking,double entendre,advice,2 broke girls
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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

Thats No Eggo, Its A Blue Waffle

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food,gross,private parts,puns,the internet,unsee
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The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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boy band,disney,do not want,gross,literalism,one,one direction,radio disney,two
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

I Want to Chuck These Into a Fire

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bottom,converse,croc,crocs,fashion fail,gross,rock,shoes,similar sounding
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I wouldn't wear these shoes if I was paid to do so and they were hand-Taylored for me and me alone. - Matty Malaprop

Want more fashion fails? We've got you covered... at least partially, that is.

Cool Story, Poe.

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aviators,bro,bros,brospeak,Edgar Allan Poe,famous quote,gross,keystone,parody,popped collars,The Fall of the House of Usher
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