Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop
To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop
I wouldn't wear these shoes if I was paid to do so and they were hand-Taylored for me and me alone. - Matty Malaprop
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