The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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boy band,disney,do not want,gross,literalism,one,one direction,radio disney,two
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, Warm and Fuzzy Sentiments...

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apathy,cliché,cure,eww,gross,Hall of Fame,no1curr,no1purr,sappy,warm and fuzzy
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I just want you all to know that this is only on the front page because YOU all said you liked it. I wash my hands of this whole sappy quotidian matter! - Matty Malaprop

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