Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop
... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop
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