Oh, Warm and Fuzzy Sentiments...

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Oh, Warm and Fuzzy Sentiments...
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I just want you all to know that this is only on the front page because YOU all said you liked it. I wash my hands of this whole sappy quotidian matter! - Matty Malaprop

Welcome to Television Circa 2013

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Welcome to Television Circa 2013
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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop