Thy Will Be Gandalf

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Thy Will Be Gandalf
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Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.

I Bless the Rains Down in Middle-Earth

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I Bless the Rains Down in Middle-Earth
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GONNA TAKE A LOT TO KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU / THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED ORCS OR MORE COULD EVER DO / I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN MIDDLE-EARTH / GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO FIND THE RINGS WE NEVER HAVE" - Matty Malaprop

You Shall Not... Eat Cats?

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You Shall Not... Eat Cats?
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And for that matter, you might want to think twice before trying to haumph those eagle friends of yours, too. - Matty Malaprop

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GandALF the White

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GandALF the White
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A white alien!? There's no such thing in my hometown (MONTANA BOOOOOOO)... - Matty Malaprop