Fruit Salad Done Right

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Pear Pressure

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Stop Staring at That Woman's... Produce????

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He likes big PLUMS and he cannot lie. Fruity fruity fruity fruity poppin' everywhere. Etc. - Matty Malaprop

Fruity Humor

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I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate

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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop

Such Dried Loneliness

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Fruit Cocktail

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