No Chicken Sh*t Sherlock

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Sherlock's deductive reasoning skills are eggselent, but he's been known to comb over obvious evidence all too often. - Matty Malaprop

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I Think You Know Eggsactly What I Mean

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foul,fowl,homophone,indignant,language,literalism,upset
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So please, stop crowing over my request and please comb over your attitude. - Matty Malaprop

Cluck This Stupid Pun!

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Being a bird isn't all it's quacked up to be, you know! - Matty Malaprop

Story of My Life

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Seriously, the entire history of my social life could be summarized as one. From that one time I drunkenly threw up all over everything and everyone I ever loved to that other time I dressed up my neighbor's rooster as a transgendered caricature of Lady Gaga... let's just say my existence has long been one big pile of shame. - Matty Malaprop

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