Tip Your Waitress, Etc.

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He then proceeded to ask for some mixed nuts for his walk back to his apartment, but the bartender just shook his head. "Sorry sir, we can't do that either. They're on the house." - Matty Malaprop

Make ALL the Food Puns!

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Punmaster genieliz says: "This is our punny kitchen pitchen dating video to get the darling Hannah Hart to date our kiwi kitchen."

GVOY every time I attempt to cook something ever. - Matty Malaprop

Help Me Obi-Pun Kenobi...

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This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop