The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop

He then proceeded to ask for some mixed nuts for his walk back to his apartment, but the bartender just shook his head. "Sorry sir, we can't do that either. They're on the house." - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster genieliz says: "This is our punny kitchen pitchen dating video to get the darling Hannah Hart to date our kiwi kitchen."

GVOY every time I attempt to cook something ever. - Matty Malaprop

He's probably hopeless, but you have to admire the way he always looks at the sunny side of things! - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this comic? Let me know in the comments!

OF COURSE I WAS TALKING ABOUT FOOD YOU DINGUS! JUST LOOK AT ME! - Kim Jong-un via Matty Malaprop

Why you takin' cooking tips from Bill Nye Tho (UCWIDT??????)? - Matty Malaprop

So this is the classification system started by users in the Twittersphere that was adopted by its developers? ... interesting. - Matty Malaprop