You Don't Have to Be So Cheesy About It

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Tip Your Waitress, Etc.

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He then proceeded to ask for some mixed nuts for his walk back to his apartment, but the bartender just shook his head. "Sorry sir, we can't do that either. They're on the house." - Matty Malaprop

What Saucy Noods!

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SMP CLASSIC: As Opposed to Sesame or Almond

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Eggcellantly Done

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It's No Worse Than Any Other Job

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... so does that mean he wants to become a banana breadwinner? - Matty Malaprop

I Think This Dish Needs An Emancipation

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